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ARE YOU GUILTY OF:
Disobeying God's 10 Commandments
Sex without consent
Intentionally injuring another person
Gossiping
Frequenting massage parlors
Sex with more than one person at a time
Sex with a close relative
Attending swingers parties
Cheating
Sexting
Tricking people
Sex with animals
Blasphemy
Glutony
Thievery
Sex for money
Frequenting Titti Bars
Maliciousness
Sex with fruits or vegetables
Boasting
Sex outside of marriage
Sharing explicit photos
Disrespecting parents
Going to sex clubs
These are just examples of the many sins committed every day. While some sins are more severe than others, they all lead to eternal damnation.  It is not because of the severity of the sin that matters but whom the sin is committed against.  Since it is God who gives the law, when we sin, we break his law.  Therefore, we are offending God and our sin is against him! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ETERNAL SOUL RIGHT NOW by clicking on “Take My Sins” below to unburden yourself of past transgressions.

Every soul that Satan captures makes him more powerful and able to do more terrible deeds on earth.  I know you want to combat this evil and make the planet safe for your children, grandchildren and future generations while spending your eternity in Heaven.  Satan needs a constant flow of souls.  Don’t let him capture yours!

YOU DESERVE YOUR PLACE IN HEAVEN

Declare to God that you are transferring your sins to the Reverend Eng by clicking on “Take My Sins” below and make the requested offering. It is not necessary for me to know the particular sin(s) you have committed since an all-knowing God clearly does.